Have you ever bought or sold anything on a mummy buy/swap page? If you have, then you will completely appreciate just how important the four letter word SOLD is. That tiny and seemingly insignificant word is the subject of countless debates and angry PMs, many of which I was the target of in the last week. We … Continue reading Some mums just need to chill
I, like pretty much every mother ever, quickly discovered after giving birth that other mothers are shit. You will be criticised by them for every single thing you do as a parent. Mothers love to tear other mothers down. Women in general love to tear other women down. I think it is just the way … Continue reading Leave Candice Alone!
It is not such a widely known fact that you can access your superannuation for IVF. Heck, you can even access your parents' super if they want to help for a grandchild. This is the route that Alee and I have opted to take for our upcoming cycle. We've exhausted all other options and spent … Continue reading Super Supermum
If looks could kill, Alee would have been dead by 7am this morning. Oakland was being feral and decided 4:30am was the perfect time to rise and shine and make my day amazing. After arguing with Alee about who would get him, I won out and she went and grabbed him and brought him to … Continue reading Shooting Daggers
This is going to make me sound like a cunt. When I am going through IVF (or just prior, like right now) I literally HATE all pregnant people. If you are preggo, just stay the fuck away from me. No, I am not fucking happy for you. I definitely do not want to see your positive … Continue reading Why pregnant women need to shut the fuck up
This morning I was doing the mad nudie run from bed to the shower while Alee was doing her makeup and Oakland was on our bed distracted by his other family; The Bloody Wiggles. As I passed Alee she looked down then lost her shit laughing. I asked her what the hell was so funny … Continue reading Bring back the bush
Alee and I both recently posted on Facebook about a little cafe debacle that occurred recently, but neither of us really elaborated on what actually happened and people seem interested to know, and many have shared their similar experiences so I thought I might blog about it. We were out at breakfast a few days … Continue reading 99 problems but biology ain’t one